PHIGSA goes Worldwide!
Monday, September 4th, 2006Mabuhey!
Howdy!
Ola!
Konichiwa!
Ni hao mah!
Aloha!
Bon jour!
Bon jovi! Bondat! Bontis! Boni! An-an! Alipunga! etc.
It’s been another beautiful day, yah know? It’s the birth of the most awaited, highly anticipated and eagerly procrastinated Filipino graduate student association of all time worldwide and beyond, yah know? It has earned the highest seal of approval from the Universal League of Alien Movers (ULAM) and the Sovereign Alliance for Better Acronyms Worldwide (SABAW), yah know? Presenting…
-the result of the integration of the subnuclear particles creating a massive convolution of a series of inter-twined multi-disciplinary and diversed cultural networks residing on most inhabitable geospatial locations of the world-
The Philippine Intergalactic Graduate Students Association (PIGSA)! Whoop!
Motto: "Mas matigas, mas malaki, gentle but heavy-duty!"
Of course, you will be needing some supplementary information of our universal motto again. I bet you do! So here goes…
"Mas matigas" stands for stronger, tougher, and more violent hard-headed revolutionary graduate students all over the world who aim to top it all. Scratch mo baby and they will be as hard as an eggplant. I know its not that hard but it’s delicious, yah know? When the white comes out, you lick it! That’s how to eat oreo cookies. (What were you thinking?) Anyway, an interview with Professor Xerex from the University of Pennisylvania attests that most of the Pinoy students that he already handled were really hard-headed. As a matter of fact, they use their heads occassionally to open coconuts. "What a headache?" he says.
"Mas malaki" obviously our family is fastly growing, yah know? We’re intergalctic now, what do you expect? Even the non-pinoy graduate students wanted to join PIGSA just for popularity. Those guys! Anyway, the Filipino graduate students in Hardvard had conducted a research together with Okinana University on "makahiya" plant. They tested it as a replacement for VIAGRA and it really works! You’ll have a very hard and big, you know, that could last forever except when somebody touch it (it will fold back just like "makahiya").
"Gentle but heavy duty" it doesn’t matter to PIGSA members how many rounds you want (most heavy Pinays will argue that round is a shape), as long as you can keep your energy as high as possible everytime you do the rounds. If this sentence seems very ambiguous to you, please consult your psychiatrist and let her imagine what it should suppose to mean. Me myself cannot argue myself, yah know. Where are we? Gentle, right! PIGSA could also stand for Phil. Gentle Students Assoc. where gentlemen and ladies meet. Most Pinoy grad studs all over the world are gentlemen in all manners to women (specially sexy women) and most Pinays wish this is true.
It’s really sad but every story has an end, but PIGSA will be here forlife. I hope to meet you all soon in a vast variety of shapes, sizes and colors. ‘Till then, I still have to contact the other forms of life through an intergalactic space communication device or mental telepathy. Good luck!
Alien!
Sincerely,
KaPuroy
