ES: Aftermath…(Chapter 2)
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007(Sorry for the long delay. I know you’ve been waiting for this. I still gathered more reliable "chikka" evidences from the surroundings to spice up our "melodratic-turned-to-tragic" novel.)
Chapter 2. The Penetration
The project "Glow" as the name depicts was established to help encourage the ever poor residents of the Everever Solo District to shine and flourish using their own lights. The project assesses every citizen’s status if they are eligible for the most important piece of paper called "stub." This stub entitles the holder to perform duties and receive goodies. What can I say? When typhoon Jessing hit the district, an awful darkness like a full solar eclipse covered every citizen, men, women, and men-alike. One of the district’s greatest switching philosopher Enrico Escrub (don’t forget the R!) once warned every citizen to always be alert and be conscious with their grammar. For instances, the "effort" is a place where the "efflain" lands, and a "cattle" is where the "plince" and "plincess" live. The people in the entire district literally lost their heads when they learned that all their "efforts" were used by typhoon Jessing’s landing to conquer the district. During those times, the most terrorsome athlete Ms. Jontis Boy (MJB) had a recent break-down with the civil man who somehow manage to create a baby from semen’t, I mean cement. (Gosh! My grammar too.) "I want to tear his’ appart, I mean his house!" said Ms. Boy who is also a civil woman. Anyway, to make the long story short, they broke each other’s (his house and her water-bag). Come to think of it, the signs of revelation are very evident, bad grammar and break-downs coupled with a supertyphoon! It was indeed a disastrous moment.
The summer "hot-like-hell" thing was about to end and the rainy "teardrops" season was about to start. Obviously the ES district’s people were clueless of what’s going to happen during the implementation of the project Glow. A lot of good movies in the theaters had passed as well as some important occassions but still there was no budget for anybody. "We can’t afford to watch any movie. It’s ridiculous!" said Mr. Norah Baday who apparently was the best buddy of the greatest political philosopher Mr. Escrub (don’t forget the R!). He (Norah) seemed to be particularly fond with grammar too which might be the reason why they dive/jive each other. It was very mind-boggling, heart-puzzling, organ-clanging thing that the most precious little stubs that permit the citizens to claim relief goods were not arriving in the district. Bloody hell! The people, almost half-death due to starvation patiently awaits for the stubs but only to know they had flown away due to typhoon Jessing’s clash with "The Vid." To be continued…
"KaPuroy"
editor na cheap
TSISMAKS (Tsismis, Makinig Kayo!)
Wait for all the other exciting characters to come!
Also, please entertain yourselves for the upcoming blogs!
"Horny Farter and the Political Philosopher’s Stone"
"Horny Farter and the Charing with Secrets"
"Horny Farter and the Prisoner of Escrobar"
