Little Big Things in Life…

Sagutin ang mga sumusunod na katanungan ayon sa iyong pagkaka-intindi. Do you feel any pressure right now?

= No, I’m not feeling any pressure right now. =

1. Mayaman ka ba, katamtaman o mahirap?
- Whaaat? Is that to be questioning? I’m belong to the richness clans of Payatas state-side noh. Ever herd of that, ever!

2. San ka nagaaral/nagtratrabaho?
| So cheapipay the schools here ever noh, of course I’m went to the feastigious Harvar University of Kalentong. That’s only for sosi people. After graduated, I’m go to Portland. You know, the construction fern? Portland Cement.

3. ano klase bahay nyo? Squatter?
Apartment? Mansyon?
| Eeewww! What is the meaning of those? We living the French Squatters. As a mother of pack, we have our own Frenchters networkhood nga noh.

4. Ano trabaho ng magulang mo?
| Honesty speaking, my pa, short for pader kung di nyo knows, is a chopper. He working the shop. It’s chinese eh. Jang ata. Yah, yah it’s Jang shop. Of corrs, my mader is a household doing the choir.

5. San ka gumigimik?
| Oh, I gimik only in sosi places like galeria, malaria, salmonella, etc. I also love hiking, we always went to the mountains. You know, Smokey Mountains like wise.

6. San ka na nakapunta na bansa?
| I’m travel the whole world na nga eh. Impact, I been the outerspace na ata. Yah, once time, we go to Mercury ata yun. So scary nga ‘coz they selling drugs. Di ba prohabited yun?

7. Mayayaman ba kaibigan mo?
| Of corrs!  Di pwede joining the poors sa circle of Frenchters namin. Only the richness lang likes the Gates: Raymundo Gate, Ya Gate, Mandara Gate, etc., and the Trumps: Super Trump, Little Trump, Tan Trump, etc.   

8. Nagcocomute ka ba?
| Eeewwww! Ever. Mahina ako sa math eh kaya nagamit na lang me ng calculater para magcommute.

9. Nakasakay ka na ba ng Jeep, Tric at
Bus?
| Whaaaat? Ever herd na namn ha, ever herd. I having own chufer noh. I sometimes punas pa nga his perspiring in the neck with the ‘Good morning’ towels.

10. Kumakain ka ba ng Pagkaing Kanto?
| Of corrs no! ever ako eating pagkaengkanto. Baka manuno pa ko jan. I having to go to Mr. Ambo (our finess wack doctor) to take away the bad spirits.

11. E yung nilalako sa mga daan pag
nasa sasakyan ka?
| Who are you talking about? I knows our vehicle is so laki but we never let go any lako-lako inside. Ever. My mader tells me their dirty. Baka magka-UPI or tyroid me, it so many na nga in Calamba.

12. May sarili ka bang computer o
nagrerenta ka lang sa internet shop?
| Syempre naman, of corrs! Buy the way, what is internet shop? Ever herd the turn. Is that where fixing computer is? I has pamtop, laptop and desstop all at once. All having 100 Gigahurt speed, 100 Gigabye RUN at gazillion memory.

13. Ano tatak ng cellphone mo?
| Well, I’m very brand conscience eh. I only using Bokia from divi.

14. sasakyan na minamaneho mo?
| I don’t maneho nga eh. So kulet! I having my own chufer. Please stop asking the question!

15. Sosyal ka ba o koboy?
| Eeeewwww! What the mother is koboy? I’m a certify sosi! Never to mention very rich sosi.

16. Ano mga tatak na ginagamit mo?
| As I told you, I only using sosi brands likes Bokia, TagHirap, Giabano, La-ost, Rebook, etc. 

17. Nakikipag away ka ba sa kanto?
| Nooow! So yuckee in the kanto. I challeging them in the arenola, you know, the big dom? We fight like Packy-, Paqcute-, Pac-, Pacman na nga lang.

18. Englisero ka ba?
| Whaaat? Me? Your talking me? I’m good in my english conversion skill noh. No one can do it, I can do it only. Very state-side.

19. Naniniwala ka ba na lahat ng mga
intsik e mayayaman?
| I think so, ‘coz they doing ‘pung suy’ in the bees nest. Also budda is so taba, like many money to buying fud, di ba?

20. Mahilig ka ba mamintas ng kapwa mo?
| Of corrs no! I don’t like kapwa eh, whatever what is. I only pitas fruits from the trees likes mango, rambutan, etc. You know.

21. Maldita ka ba o basagulero?
| Nooooow! Ever! I crush-headed (basag-ulo).

22. San ka mall namimili ng mga
gamit mo?
| It depens, I go to Pestibal or Ayali Mall all the time. You know, ever ending shopping. Window shopping and shop lifting. So heavy nga the windows eh.

23. Tingin mo magiging masaya ka ba pag
mayaman ka?
| Wahehe, wahehe, wahehe! So hapi! Wahehe, wahehe!

24. e pag mahirap?
| Huhuhu, huhuhu, huhuhu! So hungry! Huhuhu, huhuhu…

25. Maniniwala ka ba na mahirap lang
ang magnanakaw kadalasan?
| If I believing this, them, I believing the politicians. It so obviously you noh.

26. Anong masasabi mo sa mga nasa
gobyerno na maliit lang sweldo pero
magagara ang mga kotse at bahay nila?
madiskarte or kurakot?
| Wais maybe. Sometime it keeping the change you know. Just moderate the grid.

27. Sa tingin mo ba pag maayos ang
bansa natin e walang maghihirap?
| I don’t think so. No, no, no, no way! Ever. You see, it’s just logistic. Maybe, if our country is rich then no poors.

28.Pag meron ka malaking pera san mo
ito gagamitin?
| Well, it depens of how big is the money is. Maybe I’m use the big money to covering the roof ‘coz its tulo during the raining season or use it as ding-ding to our house.

29. Naniniwala ka ba na pag may tyaga
may nilaga?
| I’m like to believing this but I have a big tyaga and I only getting peklat from my tyaga.

30.pag ang taong mahal moh ay dinaya ka
anong gagawin mo?
| I put a hand in his necking. I’m struggle him, I’m stuggle him until he collage in the floor! Them, I’m mouth to mouth him with bad words!

-Bb. Sosyalera

(Ka Puroy)

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